If anybody felt to sad around the spooky month of October, which should never happen, here are some gut busters, rib tickler, killer jokes that will make you die of laughter...
Q did you hear about a zombie that won a beauty pageant
A She was drop dead gorgeous
Q Did you see the skeleton that stole a motorcycle
A He was Bone to be wild
Q What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?
A Wrap Music
Q What are a ghost’s favorite rides at the fair?
A The scary-go-round and rollerghoster!
Q Did you why the ghost didn't go to prom
A Well he had no Body to go with
That face you make when you realise that the music stations started playing Christmas music before Halloween was over.
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